Homer: Give me some quarters... I'm doing my laundry.
Clerk: Yeah, right. [gives him the quarters]
Homer: [looks around] Where's the video boxing?
Clerk: Over there in the corner. If I were you I really would use
those quarters for laundry.
Homer: [sotto voce] Wise guy.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Clerk: Yeah, right. [gives him the quarters]
Homer: [looks around] Where's the video boxing?
Clerk: Over there in the corner. If I were you I really would use
those quarters for laundry.
Homer: [sotto voce] Wise guy.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
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- Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few
questions.
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down... - Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer... - You heard me, I won't be in for the rest of the week.
I told you! My baby beat me up! ... No, it is not... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp ... - Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name,
fella? Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.
Moe: Yeah,
yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking...
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- Ms. K: Children, I know this is highly irregular, but for the rest of
the uh day,
Martin will be teaching this class. Martin: I will... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button... - Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training...
[begin flashback]
Trainer:
Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day... - Krusty: {I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -... - To everyone participating today, I salute your vigor.
[aside] Check out the rack on the blonde in the fourth...
