Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name, fella?
Homer: Roscoe here runs this mill. He's gonna show us around to let
you get a first-hand look at real all-American Joes doing what
they do best.
Bart: Why the hell would I wanna see that?
Homer: [sotto voce] You'll thank me on your wedding night.
-- Not if he divorces twice, he won't, "Homer's Phobia"