Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Jock, last name Strap.
Moe: Uh, hold on. [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jock... Strap...
Hey guys I'm looking for a Jock Strap. [laughs from all]
Oh... wait a minute... Jock Strap...
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of
you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Jock, last name Strap.
Moe: Uh, hold on. [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jock... Strap...
Hey guys I'm looking for a Jock Strap. [laughs from all]
Oh... wait a minute... Jock Strap...
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of
you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
-- "Moaning Lisa"
Related:
- Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a
fish and drink your blood."
"I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!"
-
Moe, the Bartender, in "Moaning Lisa", from The... - Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Lisa: Aw, come on, Bart, not again!
Bart: [dialing the phone] Aw,
where's your sense of humor. Moe: Moe's Tavern. Bart... - Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely,
first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh... - Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch... - Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.
Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just... - Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to
NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe.... - Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on,
I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid...
From the same category:
- Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. We're having a family meeting.
Bart: We never had a family meeting before... Homer... - Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all
night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get... - Wiggum: [gasping, panting] No...no! Wait a minute -
[tries breathing] Bronchial tubes clearing...asthma... - Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.
Barney:
But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack... - Hi... ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines.
large box of condoms... a couple of those panty shields...
