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• First, you'll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
  -- Herman, giving Bart advice on dealing with a local bully, "Bart the General...
• Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
  Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
• Bart: Uh, Mr. Herman? Herman: Yes? Bart: Did, did you lose your arm in the war?
  Herman: My arm? Well, let me put it this way: Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!...
• The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it.
  The Carthaginians knew it. Now <you> know it. -- Herman, "Bart the General...
• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• It's a classic Pincer's Movement. It can't fail against a ten-year-old!
  -- Herman lends Bart military advice, "Bart the General...
• Bart: "Is it okay if the balloons say 'Happy Birthday' on them?
  Herman: "Err, I'd rather they say 'Death From Above', but I guess that'll do....
• It's a classic Pinzer maneuver; it can't fail against a bunch of ten-year-olds!
  -- Herman in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• Herman: When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing.
  You got the water balloons? Bart: [salutes] Two hundred rounds, sir....