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• It's a classic Pincer's Movement. It can't fail against a ten-year-old!
  -- Herman lends Bart military advice, "Bart the General...
• Bart: "Is it okay if the balloons say 'Happy Birthday' on them?
  Herman: "Err, I'd rather they say 'Death From Above', but I guess that'll do....
• Bart: "I think this guy's a little crazy." Grandpa
  General Patton was a little crazy. This guy's totally out of his mind!...
• Bart: "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?" Herman (?
  ): "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!...
• Smithers: That Simpsons boy is looking at 180 years.
  Burns: Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult....
• Bart, you say butt kisser like it's a bad thing!
  -- Homer in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
• Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
  Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
• After Bart has been beat up by the bully, his family walks by and Lisa puts a cupcake on his forehead .
  .. Bully: "Hey! They even have food at this thing!...