Herman: When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing.
You got the water balloons?
Bart: [salutes] Two hundred rounds, sir. [holds a balloon]
Is it okay if they say `Happy Birthday' on the side?
Herman: Urgh. I'd rather they say `Death from Above', but I guess we're
stuck.
-- Saturation bombing with a smile, "Bart the General"
You got the water balloons?
Bart: [salutes] Two hundred rounds, sir. [holds a balloon]
Is it okay if they say `Happy Birthday' on the side?
Herman: Urgh. I'd rather they say `Death from Above', but I guess we're
stuck.
-- Saturation bombing with a smile, "Bart the General"
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