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• It's a classic Pinzer maneuver; it can't fail against a bunch of ten-year-olds!
  -- Herman in "Bart the General", from The Simpso...
• First, you'll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
  -- Herman, giving Bart advice on dealing with a local bully, "Bart the General...
• Herman: How many men do you have? Bart: None. Herman: You'll need more. -- "Bart the General
• Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
  Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
• Smithers: That Simpsons boy is looking at 180 years.
  Burns: Thank God we live in a country so hysterical over crime that a ten-year-old child can be tried as an adult....
• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
  -- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
  Lisa: And vice-versa. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
• And did I mention to you that the monster is a ten-year-old boy?
  [zoom in on Bart] Quite a twist, huh? Bet you didn't see that one coming....
• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....