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• Beer! Now there's a temporary solution." -- Homer in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso
• TV Announcer: Loaf-time, the cable network for the unemployed, will be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
  Duff Beer commercial: Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?...
• Mmmmmmmm... Beer! -- Homer Simpso
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• The ruins of himself! now worn away With age, yet still majestic in decay.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xxiv, Line 271...
• When now Aurora, daughter of the dawn, With rosy lustre purpled o'er the lawn.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book iii, Line 516...
• Space, the Final BEER! Homer Trek.
• Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found.
  [leads Smithers to the door and closes it] [from behind the door] Sheesh....