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• Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs.
  I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again....
• He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
  ] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to take a vacation.
  Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement, Homer Simpson....
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found.
  [leads Smithers to the door and closes it] [from behind the door] Sheesh....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. -- Monty Burns' famous words, "Homer's Odyssey
• Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer Simpson.
  Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake up, Homer....