Related:

• The Yellow Stream, by I. P. Daley
• How I drank a case of beer. by I. P. Freely.
• Bart: Is Mister Freely there? Moe: Who? Bart: Freely, first initials I.
  P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here?...
• Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
  The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time....
• Should I follow the PATH or the Yellow Brick Road?
• When something is wrong with the river, I will not blame the rock.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• A freely available QWK reader!
• Sometimes I live in the country, And sometimes I live in town.
  And sometimes I have a great notion, To jump in the river and drown....
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....