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• Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
• Ms.K: Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?
  Bart: [imagines himself, yo-yo in hand. Ms. Krabappel is inches tall] Here ya go....
• Remember to visualize the complex problem. And relaaaaax.
  The test will start... [looks around calmly] [yells] Now!...
• Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade.
  They merely determine your future social status and financial success....
• Bart, you're the closest thing to a man in my life.
  And that's so depressing, I think I'm going to cry....
• Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
  -- Ms. Krabappel shows a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• You've got a date with the Xeros machine! -- Bart receives a sexy photo of Ms.
  Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu