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• Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans.
  .. [calms down] I will now show a short sex-education film....
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
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• I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner.
  And now, here's... "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What"....
• Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful little bunnies.
  Eight survived....
• This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing, he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before.
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• This is your teacher!? I should start going to Parents' Night.
  [growls] -- Homer sees Bart's photo of a sexy Ms. Krabappel, "Bart the Love...
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
  -- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...