Homer: Lord Help Me, I'm Just Not That Bright. Marge
Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, you raised three
children who could knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger,
you must be doing <something> right.
-- "Some Enchanted Evening"
Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. -- Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez [pron. /chez/] Paree!
Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
Marge: An A+! How did you do it? Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Home...
Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...