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• Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. Marge
  Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, you raised three children who could knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing &l...
• Aye, aye, mambo-man." -- Bart to Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso
• Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.
  -- Homer pretends to be Mr. Samson, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• Homer: Hey, Barney, am I a pig? Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am!
  [huge belch] -- From someone who should know, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
  Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....
• Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
  Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?...
• Homer: And, I made reservations at Chez [pron. /chez/] Paree!
  Marge: Oh, but Homer, that's expensive! Homer: It matters not, mon frere!...
• Moe: Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.
  Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards....
• Aye-aye, Mambo-Man! -- Bart, "Some Enchanted Evening