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• Moe: Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.
  Candles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards....
• Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. Marge
  Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, you raised three children who could knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing &l...
• Aye, aye, mambo-man." -- Bart to Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso
• Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. -- Homer in "Some Enchanted Evening", from The Simpso
• Dr.MM: Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
  Homer: Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos!...
• Lisa: {We _are_ insured, aren't we, Mom?} Marge: {Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
  } Homer: {Curse you, magic beans!} Marge: {Oh, stop blaming the beans.} -- "Homer the Vigilante...
• Homer: Hey, Barney, am I a pig? Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am!
  [huge belch] -- From someone who should know, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• I weep for the future. -- Maitre d' of Chez Lui
• Ms.Botz: Mr. Samson, can I give you a bit of advice?
  Homer: Sure. Ms.Botz: Don't turn your back on that boy for a second....