Abe: When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk!
[holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of
the box.
[He strains, then manages to break it in half]
And look at these toy soldiers -- they'll break the second I step
on 'em. [stomps on em] Arg! Stupid! Toy! Soldiers! Break,
you stupid --
[Two security guards grab him]
Guard: All right, come on, Pops. Soldiers won't bother you any more.
-- Reliving days of pain, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
[holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of
the box.
[He strains, then manages to break it in half]
And look at these toy soldiers -- they'll break the second I step
on 'em. [stomps on em] Arg! Stupid! Toy! Soldiers! Break,
you stupid --
[Two security guards grab him]
Guard: All right, come on, Pops. Soldiers won't bother you any more.
-- Reliving days of pain, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out.... - Abe: And to my son Homer --
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Abe: -- and his entire family --
Home
D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars.... - Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!... - A group of soldiers being prepared for a practice landing on a tropical
island were warned of the one danger the island held
a poisonous snake that could be readily identified by its alternating orange and black bands.... - Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes.
Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest.
I want soft-boiled eggs! Abe: I told you, we don't have soft-boiled eggs!... - The Jack in The Box is an educational toy. It teaches a kid that every time you play with it, it pops up.
- Techie: Talking doll, take eight.
Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married.... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...
