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• Buy a kid a $50 toy, and he'll play with the box.
• If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
  Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day....
• Abe: When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk!
  [holds a toy rocket] It breaks the first time you take it out of the box....
• If little else, the brain is an educational toy. -- Tom Robbi
• Pack up the kids, crank up the car ... to Jack-in-the-Box.
• Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each.
  But get a cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room!...