Man: Bart, think. What happens to you when you turn eight?
Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike...
Man: Good. That's good. [plays and sings]
Your training wheels come off your bike,
You start to notice boy you like. Hee hee hee!
Bart: You're just putting that in because it's commercial.
Man: [chuckles]
-- Bart's birthday song for Lisa, "Stark Raving Dad"
Bart: Well, your training wheels come off your bike...
Man: Good. That's good. [plays and sings]
Your training wheels come off your bike,
You start to notice boy you like. Hee hee hee!
Bart: You're just putting that in because it's commercial.
Man: [chuckles]
-- Bart's birthday song for Lisa, "Stark Raving Dad"
Related:
- Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Lisa: Bart, in two days, I'm going to be eight years old.
It's a big number, almost double digits. Bart: Well... - Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
Like, how come we never heard about this until... - Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi,
Maggie! I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
dizzy.
Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little... - Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive
father.
And for starters, your old man is going to teach you... - Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, youpunish me, but that means you... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
