Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric
Medicine. You know, health care for the aging is an important
priority in this --
Abe: Get to Matlock! Maaatlooock!
Hibbert: Well, uh, ahem, without further ado, heh heh, I give you the
man who puts young people behind bars -- where they belong.
TV's Matlock!
[An old man with two canes walks slowly onto the stage]
Crowd: [singing] We love you Matlock, oh yes we do...
-- Matlock: Hero of the Aged, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Medicine. You know, health care for the aging is an important
priority in this --
Abe: Get to Matlock! Maaatlooock!
Hibbert: Well, uh, ahem, without further ado, heh heh, I give you the
man who puts young people behind bars -- where they belong.
TV's Matlock!
[An old man with two canes walks slowly onto the stage]
Crowd: [singing] We love you Matlock, oh yes we do...
-- Matlock: Hero of the Aged, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
Related:
- Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to
our local merchants.
[people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it... - Burns: People, if we meet this week's quota, I'll take you to the
most duck-filled pond you ever sat by!
Grampa: Oh, hot-diggity! That's how they got me to... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jasper: What's eatin' you, Abe? For three weeks all you've been talking
about is meeting Matlock.
Now you've met him, swiped his pills -- [reads... - Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you won't... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]... - Hibbert: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. She has the relexes of a young Mary
Lou Retton.
Have a wowwipop. [gives Lisa one] Bart: Can _I_... - Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind
you of the grim specter of Death?
Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on... - Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the...
