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• Hibbert: Er, welcome to the new Springfield Center for Geriatric Medicine.
  You know, health care for the aging is an important priority in this -- Abe...
• Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
  Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob...
• Nurse: [answers phone] Simpson. Grampa: Hot diggity!
  I don't care if it's bad news! Lisa: Oh, Grampa!...
• Abe: {That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.
  How're you going to top that, smart guy?} Bob...
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
  [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
• Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
  [sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
• Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
  I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....