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• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
• Homer: Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.
  Bart: Really? Homer: Naah....
• No, no, not the iodine. Burn the germs off with a torch.
  Amputate my arm, but not the .... AAAAAAAAAAAAA! -- Bart is treated by Mrs....
• Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
  Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week, when I might've cared....
• Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy! -- Mrs.
  Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to Principal Skinner.
  Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator _wasn't_ running....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...