Last Night, I Dreamed I Held You In My Arms.
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
Bart: Now you know better....
Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
To buy that comic book! -- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it....
Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....