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• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
• Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'. Ba
  Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can leave without saying a bad word, but there is no way that I am saying `Thank you'....
• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
  A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
• Bart: Ching-ching-ching! [smashes a souvenir coin collection he received from Patty and Selma] [goes to the bank] Americanize this, my good man.
  Clerk: Okay. Bart: All those coins were only worth three lousy cents?...
• Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
  Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Jessica: Hey, Bart. [Bart looks away] What?
  What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think we should hang out together any more....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!
  The most beautiful women in the world! Just fifty cents!...