Homer: Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.
Bart: Really?
Homer: Naah.
-- Bart is upset that he worked his tail off and got
paid only fifty cents, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Bart: Really?
Homer: Naah.
-- Bart is upset that he worked his tail off and got
paid only fifty cents, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
- Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your... - Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'.
Bart:
Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can... - Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer:
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael... - Bart: Ching-ching-ching! [smashes a souvenir coin collection he
received from Patty and Selma] [goes to the bank] Americanize
this,
my good man. Clerk: Okay. Bart: All those coins were... - Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Jessica: Hey, Bart.
[Bart looks away]
What?
What's wrong? Bart: Well, Jessica...I don't think... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!
The most beautiful women in the world! Just...
