No, no, not the iodine. Burn the germs off with a torch.
Amputate my arm, but not the .... AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
-- Bart is treated by Mrs. Quick,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Amputate my arm, but not the .... AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
-- Bart is treated by Mrs. Quick,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
- Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy!
-
Mrs. Quick offers Bart some sweets, "Three Men... - Mrs. Quick: Bart! You didn't say `Thank you'.
Bart:
Listen Lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can... - Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart,
Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic... - Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book.
Homer:
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael... - Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic... - Woman: Jack, please, I'm married.
Jack: [embraces her] Ha.
Must be what's turning me on. [hot stuff ensues]... - Cop: Hey, uh, do you have liquor license here, young fella?
Bart: Uh, my dog ate it. -- Bart's one-time lemonade... - Bart: We worked so hard, and now it's all gone.
We ended up with nothing because the three of us can't... - Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars?
Dealer:
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that...
From the same category:
- Homer: You know, Marge, I was thinking about how much I enjoy your
interest.
So I wandered over to that theater you went to last... - Ned: I feel like I violated Matthew 19:19.
Rev.L:
Huh? Ned: Love thy neighbor. Rev.L: Oh, Matthew <... - Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson?
Bart:
I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good... - Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch",
but the culottes say "You're paying". -- At the country... - Give me three fingers of milk, Ma.
-- Bart,
"Bart the...
