Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. In fact, if
you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a
really ripping lentil soup.
Lisa: When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy
simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese.
Apu: Oh, cheese!
Lisa: You don't eat cheese, Apu?
Apu: No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.
Lisa: Ohh, then you must think I'm a monster!
Apu: Yes indeed I do think that. But, I learned long ago Lisa to
tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. You know
you can influence people without badgering them always. It's like
Paul's song, "Live and Let Live".
Paul: Actually, it was "Live and Let Die".
Apu: Well, whatever, whatever. it had a good rhythm.
-- "Lisa the Vegetarian"
you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a
really ripping lentil soup.
Lisa: When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy
simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese.
Apu: Oh, cheese!
Lisa: You don't eat cheese, Apu?
Apu: No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.
Lisa: Ohh, then you must think I'm a monster!
Apu: Yes indeed I do think that. But, I learned long ago Lisa to
tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. You know
you can influence people without badgering them always. It's like
Paul's song, "Live and Let Live".
Paul: Actually, it was "Live and Let Die".
Apu: Well, whatever, whatever. it had a good rhythm.
-- "Lisa the Vegetarian"
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Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
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Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog.... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible
father I am.
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know...
