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• Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
  Heh heh heh. The perfect crime. -- Homer Simpson The War of the Simpso...
• Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is.
  Right up there with, the... uh... that bald guy on the cable fishing show....
• War is Hell. -- General William Sherma
• Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
  Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions....
• Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet! -- Rev.
  Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, "War of the Simpso...
• A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
  It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev....
• Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
  Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
• Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.
  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day....
• Homer: [tossing Lisa in the air in celebration] Yaay!
  Lisa: Yaay! Homer: [continues tossing] Lisa: Whoa!...