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• I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine.
  It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for more blood, more vengeance, more desolation....
• There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but, boys, it is all hell.
  You can bear this warning voice to generations yet to come....
• I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
  -- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...
• Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
  Heh heh heh. The perfect crime. -- Homer Simpson The War of the Simpso...
• Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is.
  Right up there with, the... uh... that bald guy on the cable fishing show....
• Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.
  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day....
• Whatever General Sherman did on his march through Georgia, we are now even.
• In war there is no substitute for victory. -- General Douglas MacArthu
• Honorable retreats are no ways inferior to brave charges, as having less fortune, more of discipline, and as much valor.
  -- Major General Sir William Napier, Peninsular War [1810]...