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  -- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...
• Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
  Heh heh heh. The perfect crime. -- Homer Simpson The War of the Simpso...
• Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.
  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day....
• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to say.
  ..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...
• War is Hell. -- General William Sherma
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• Homer: Ah... The old fishin' hole. So peaceful and relaxing, doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish.
  [yawns] [pauses, then abruptly springs forward] Come on, you stupid fish!...