Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev. Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
-- Rev. Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Helen: Now, this is a trust exercise.
You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
Marge: Do I have to do this? Rev.: No. Even if your... - Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults,
why don't you tell us about hers? Homer: Oh... - Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: ... - Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in <my>
Bible because she can't find hers.
Homer: [mutters] Oh. Lucky they don't keep guns in... - We have some new pamphlets available in our church newsrack,
including `Bible Bafflers', `Satan's Boners', `Good... - Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where
I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right.
It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate... - I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
--
Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the...
