Marge: I Must Admit, You Really Do Make A Gal Feel Needed.
Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding.
-- The Simpsons get back together,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him....
Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
[gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
Homer: I went on for hours, and they were hanging on my every word!
I really think I was born to teach. Wiggum...
Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
.. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours....