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• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
  [gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
• Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
  Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
• Homer: I went on for hours, and they were hanging on my every word!
  I really think I was born to teach. Wiggum...
• Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
  .. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
• Wiggum: Cuff him, boys. We're putting this dirtbag away.
  Snake: Huh! I'll be back on the street in 24 hours....