Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where
I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right. It's all his
fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame.
-- Rev. Lovejoy, "War of the Simpsons"
I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right. It's all his
fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame.
-- Rev. Lovejoy, "War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults,
why don't you tell us about hers? Homer: Oh... - Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true! Rev.: ... - Helen: Now, this is a trust exercise.
You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
Marge: Do I have to do this? Rev.: No. Even if your... - Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God... - Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, ... - A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ...
