Helen: Now, this is a trust exercise.
You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
Marge: Do I have to do this?
Rev.: No. Even if your husband <were> here, I wouldn't recommend it.
-- Marriage counseling retreat, "War of the Simpsons"
You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.
Marge: Do I have to do this?
Rev.: No. Even if your husband <were> here, I wouldn't recommend it.
-- Marriage counseling retreat, "War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults,
why don't you tell us about hers? Homer: Oh... - Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet!
-- Rev.
Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, ... - A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev. Lovejoy's... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge. Things... - Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way,
a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier,
take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful...
From the same category:
- Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd... - Troy: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery
of who shot Mr.
Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the ... - Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making
irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin? Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve... - Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox?
Bart:
Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of... - Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place.
Bart: Dad,
it's right across the street from us! That fancy house'll...
