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• Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
  Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions....
• Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
  Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...
• A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
  It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev....
• Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in &l
  my> Bible because she can't find hers. Home...
• Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
  He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. "A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
• Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
  26. ``A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
• Rev. Lovejoy: Now, today's Christian doesn't think he needs God.
  He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi-fi....