Marge: He chews with his mouth open, he gambles, he hangs out at a seedy
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true!
Rev.: Homer, don't interrupt.
Homer: Sorry.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
bar with bums and lowlifes.
Homer: [covers his face] Oh, it's all true!
Rev.: Homer, don't interrupt.
Homer: Sorry.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"
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