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• Ah, three couples. Our best turnout yet! -- Rev.
  Lovejoy opens the marriage counseling retreat, "War of the Simpso...
• Rev.: We must bait our hooks with honesty. That way, a happy marriage, heh heh, won't be the one that got away.
  Homer: I see. [sotto voce] He also understands bowling expressions....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Ned: Sometimes Maude (God bless her), she underlines passages in &l
  my> Bible because she can't find hers. Home...
• Lovejoy: Friday, you will have the chance to [waving hands] _party down_ in the church basement to the Jesus rock stylings of Testaments.
  That's on Friday, 6 p.m. sharp. Bart: [scoffs] All the best bands are affiliated with Satan....
• If Satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
• A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
  It takes a whole weekend to do that! -- Rev....
• Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians know more about their hell than I.
  -- Alfred Kreymborg...
• We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism.
  .. we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today....