Damnation, Smithers. This Idea Of Yours To Immortalize Me In A Portrait Was As Half-baked As Your Idea About Me Having Children!
Damnation, Smithers. This idea of yours to immortalize me in a portrait
was as half-baked as your idea about me having children!
-- Burns chews out Smithers, "Brush with Greatness"
Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithe
Somebody down here likes you, too, sir. Burns: Shut up....
Smithers: Ah, sir. At least the world will see you as I always have.
Burns: [trying to get him to shut up] Yes, yes, yes....
Smithers: Mrs. Homer Simpson. Burns: Who? Smithe
She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair, and she's the wife of an employee, she'll be easily intimidated....
Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far?...
Smithers: This r\'esum\'e is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "Abibu gazini".
Marge: What? Smithers: "Welcome aboard". I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours....
Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea! Marge
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like that?...
Smithers: Have you ever painted the rich and powerful?
Marge: Well, no. Just Ringo Starr. Burns: Ring-Go?...
Smithers: Would you feel more comfortable if I left, too, sir?
Burns: Of course not, Smithers. You're. You're like a doctor....