I tried to repel him, I really did!
-- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner,
"Principal Charming"
-- Patty to Selma, on Principal Skinner,
"Principal Charming"
Related:
- Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow?
Patty:
[grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class... - Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary,
sir. Try this. Principal Skinner... - Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's
lovely (and available) sister,
Selma. Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What... - I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
You know, food tastes better when you're revolving... - I will not bribe
Principal... - Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in
marriage.
Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -... - Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal... - Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant... - I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE
PRINCIPAL SKINNER I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER...
From the same category:
- Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson.
Bart:
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes... - Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
the local orphanage.
when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails... - Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids.
Bart: That's all right,
Krusty. Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the... - Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr.
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich... - Announcer: Coming up next, "The Flintstones" meet "The Jetsons".
Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover...
