I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
You know, food tastes better when you're revolving.
-- Principal Skinner takes Patty out for a date,
"Principal Charming"
You know, food tastes better when you're revolving.
-- Principal Skinner takes Patty out for a date,
"Principal Charming"
Related:
- Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant... - Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal... - Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow?
Patty:
[grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class... - I tried to repel him, I really did!
-- Patty to Selma,
on Principal Skinner, "Principal... - Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's
lovely (and available) sister,
Selma. Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What... - Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary,
sir. Try this. Principal Skinner... - Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in
marriage.
Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -... - I will not bribe
Principal... - a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for...
From the same category:
- Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the! Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a... - on top of a telephone pole]
Cletus: Hey you know what?
I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling]... - Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules.
You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have... - Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town.
How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private... - All right, all right. Look at her if it'll shut her up.
Start with the feet. Still angry. Good! Good, Homer...
