Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's
lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty!
Homer: What!?
Skinner: [dreamily] Patty...
Homer: D'oh!! Wrong one!
-- Homer introduces Principal Skinner to the wrong
woman, "Principal Charming"
lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty!
Homer: What!?
Skinner: [dreamily] Patty...
Homer: D'oh!! Wrong one!
-- Homer introduces Principal Skinner to the wrong
woman, "Principal Charming"
Related:
- Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow?
Patty:
[grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class... - I tried to repel him, I really did!
-- Patty to Selma,
on Principal Skinner, "Principal... - Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled
me.
Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely... - I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
You know, food tastes better when you're revolving... - Principal Skinner: I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in
marriage.
Bart: It's your funeral, Seymour. -... - Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary,
sir. Try this. Principal Skinner... - Homer: Which one's Selma, again?
Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel
figurines,
and walking through the park on clear autumn days.... - Principal Skinner: That was the worst movie I've ever seen.
Patty: Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant... - Principal Skinner...
Pros: * Uses big words.
* Dislikes the boy.
* [something] Cons: * Possible Homer Sexual. ...
From the same category:
- The kick is up! It's looking good! The ball is turning into a fat bald
guy!
[Homer sails through the air (`Aaaaaaaaagh!') and collides... - Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
All you have to do is hit the ball... here. ... - Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here!
[shoots]
Lou:
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum:... - Homer: [looking at map] North...south...aw, nuts to this!
I'm going to take a shortcut. Marge: Homer,... - That old goat can't fire me! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mi.
[falls in a hole, screaming] [thud] Aw nuts! --...
