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• Pro: Smoker. Con: Just a sign.
• Karl... Too handsome. Smithers... Jerk. Ms. Finch.
  .. Not a man....
• Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession.
• Pro: Nice stride. Con: Complete stranger.
• Homer: Principal Skinner, allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely (and available) sister, Selma.
  Patty: You bozo, I'm Patty! Homer: What!? Skinne...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Boy, a good man really hard to find.
  -- Homer searches for a husband for Selma, "Principal Charming...
• Marge: I really think this is a bad idea. Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory.
  In theory, communism works. In theory....
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death