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• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!
  } Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?...
• Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started.
  Homer: I call the basement! Bart+Lisa: Fine. Home...
• Marge: Homer...it looks like it could gore. Homer: Heh heh.
  ..it _does_ look like Al Gore. Bart: [admiring] Ew, he smells worse than anything....
• Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elepha
  thousands of acres of simulated African savannah....
• Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
  Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
• Homer drives into a preserved deer statue] Homer: D'oh!
  Lisa: A deer! Marge: A _female_ deer... -- The best Simpsons gag ever, "Bart Gets an Elepha...
• Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
  I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....