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• Apu... Pro: Discounted snack treats. Con: Dangerous profession.
• Pro: Nice stride. Con: Complete stranger.
• Karl... Too handsome. Smithers... Jerk. Ms. Finch.
  .. Not a man....
• Principal Skinner... Pros: * Uses big words. * Dislikes the boy.
  * [something] Cons: * Possible Homer Sexual....
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death