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• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell. Kids: Ooh.
  Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through Forgiveness....
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Dad, I beg you to reconsider. Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
  Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable hook-up, "Homer vs....
• Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
  -- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
  -- Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger King alert!...
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...