Homer: Quick, Bart! Hide the stuff I borrowed from work!
Bart: Borrowed?
Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole from work.
-- Panicking when Mr. Burns arrives,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Bart: Borrowed?
Homer: All, right, that stuff I stole from work.
-- Panicking when Mr. Burns arrives,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Related:
- Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly... - Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell.
Kids: Ooh.
Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through... - Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico.
You know,
down there, it's a <real> sport. ... Bart: Ooh... - Dad, I beg you to reconsider.
Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball.
Joe Franklin! -- Bart begs Homer not to cut the cable... - Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the... - Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.
Bart is caught watching a cable porn channel, [Burger... - Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what... - I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa... - Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope.
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