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• I just want to call attention to the fact that I'm not watching this fight as my form of nonviolent protest.
  -- Lisa refuses to watch stolen cable, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I'll get my brother Sanjay to cover for me. He deplores violence of all kinds.
  -- Apu excited about watching the upcoming fight, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• It's Watson-Tatum 2. This time... it's for money! -- `The Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out', "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Apu: Oh, hello, Mrs. Homer. I brought an assortment of jerkys.
  Homer: Oh, did you swipe those from work? Apu: Certainly not....
• Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Apu: What a donnybrook, eh, Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hogwash!
  Why, I once watched Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds!...
• Lisa: So even if a man takes bread to feed his starving family, that would be stealing?
  Rev.: No. Well, it is if he puts anything on it....
• Lisa: Hi, Dad. I think stealing cable is wrong, so I am choosing not to watch it in the hopes that others will follow my example.
  That's the last you'll hear from me on the matter....