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• Lisa: Dad, we may have saved your soul. Announce
  [from the TV inside] Tatum is reeling from the champ's exquisite hailing....
• Announcer: The challenger learned how to fight in the notorious province[?
  ] of Capital City, and honed his skills while serving time for aggravated assault and manslaughter in Springfield Prison....
• Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
  -- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
• Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• It's funny 'cause it's true. -- Homer laughs at a stand-up routine, [inside joke alert!
  ] "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• I have an announcement to make: The Simpsons have cable!
  -- Homer's important announcement, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• The cable stays! The foot has spoken! -- Homer puts his foot down, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Here, I brought some imported generic beer. -- Barney brings a gift, "Homer vs.
  Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
• Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious. Homer: Well, thank you, honey.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...