Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
Bart: Hell.
Homer: Bart!
Bart: But that's what we learned about.
I sure as HELL can't tell you we learned about HELL
unless I say HELL, can't I?
Homer: Well, the lad has a point.
Bart: Hell, yes!
Marge: Bart!
Bart: [singing] Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell, ...
Marge: Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
-- Coming home from church,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
Bart: Hell.
Homer: Bart!
Bart: But that's what we learned about.
I sure as HELL can't tell you we learned about HELL
unless I say HELL, can't I?
Homer: Well, the lad has a point.
Bart: Hell, yes!
Marge: Bart!
Bart: [singing] Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell, ...
Marge: Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.
-- Coming home from church,
"Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment"
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- Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet,
worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning... - Miss Allbright: Today's topic will be Hell.
Kids: Ooh.
Bart: All right. I sat through Mercy and I sat through... - What the hell are you talking about, sir?
-- Bart,
"Call of the... - Lisa: I think she likes my present better.
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Bart:
Does not! Lisa: |Does too! Bart: ... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Ned: I'm talking about your, heh heh, potty-mouth.
Homer: What the hell are you talking about? -- "Bart...
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pogo stilts. These were banned in all 50 states... - Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage,
and I couldn't help overhearing that you need... - Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a
technical supervisor,
or supervising technician, or whatever the hell... - So will you go out with me? Please say `Oui'.
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Homer to Marge after a French lesson, "The Way... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
