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  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...
• Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
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• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English.
  He spoke "Gym." One day I was playing basketball and Mr....
• Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill. Nelso
  [pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt....
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects in the Burns case.
  Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all these people financially....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
  [everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba...