Mrs. B: This year's topic is
`Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered
to 55 miles per hour.'
Homer: 55? That's ridiculous!
Sure, it'll save a few lives,
but millions will be late!
-- Homer joins the debate team, "The Way We Was"
`Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered
to 55 miles per hour.'
Homer: 55? That's ridiculous!
Sure, it'll save a few lives,
but millions will be late!
-- Homer joins the debate team, "The Way We Was"
Related:
- The following appeared in an editorial in a Prunty County newspaper.
"In an attempt to improve highway safety, Prunty County... - I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said,
"Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?"... - Mrs.B: Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?
Homer: With pleasure. [turns around and moons the... - Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team... - Homer: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
Artie: Ignoramus? Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid... - The Safety Nazis won't be satisfied until the
drinking age is 55 and the speed limit 21
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Jeff... - I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere,
I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway... - He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!]
The dip sign [cheer!]
The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!]
I give you the man who's very name is synonymous with safety,
Homer Simpson! -- Demonstration in front of SNPP... - I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit
here is 50 miles per hour?'.
So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'...
