Homer: My Name's Homer Simpson, I'd Like To Sign Up For Something.

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Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team.
Homer: Debate, like, arguing?
Mrs. B: Yes.
Homer: I'll take THAT, you DINGPOT!
Just warming up, Mrs. Blumenstein.
-- Homer tries to share interests with Marge,
"The Way We Was"

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