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• Mrs.B: Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?
  Homer: With pleasure....
• Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over here.
  Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation of having a coarse, boorish ignoramus for a son!...
• Artie: Would you go to the prom with me? Marge: Oh, Artie
  I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now the first is from Time Magazine, dated January 8th, 1974 ....
• Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle. Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry!
  That's it: if I go, I'm taking you to hell with me....
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Mrs. B: This year's topic is `Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour.
  ' Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!...
• Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it, or someone gives me the gist of it.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Wiggum: Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action -- [fires his gun six times through the wall] Take that, you lousy dimension!
  [the bullets fly toward Homer, but spiral around the widening hole and get sucked into it] Home...