Homer: Wait a minute. That word you keep calling me?
Artie: Ignoramus?
Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid, doesn't it!
Artie: There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity.
Homer: Not to me, there isn't!
-- Homer joins the debate team, "The Way We Was"
Artie: Ignoramus?
Homer: Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid, doesn't it!
Artie: There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity.
Homer: Not to me, there isn't!
-- Homer joins the debate team, "The Way We Was"
Related:
- Mrs.B: Homer, would you like to present your rebuttal?
Homer: With pleasure. [turns around and moons the... - Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over
here.
Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation... - Artie: Would you go to the prom with me?
Marge: Oh,
Artie: I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments... - Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle.
Race: With that hatch open,
we'll burn up on re-entry! That's it: if I ... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him. ... - Mrs. B: This year's topic is
`Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered
to 55 miles per hour.'
Homer:
55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few... - Wait a minute, I'm not signing anything until I read it,
or someone gives me the gist of it. -- Homer, "Brother... - Wiggum: Enough of your borax, poindexter! We need action -
[fires his gun six times through the wall] ...
