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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Bart: Dad, remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed "I'm a hemophiliac" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
  Homer: Heh heh heh. Yeah. Bart: Could you teach me how to do that?...
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
  But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Homer: Hey, how come you never play your guitar any more?
  Bart: I'll tell ya the truth, Dad. I wasn't goot at it right away, so I quit....